Snowman Poop Tin

Brace yourself for the cold, hard truth: snowmen poop, and it’s downright delicious. This 1.3-ounce tin of frosty hilarity is filled to the brim with fruity, white jellybeans—because apparently snowmen are surprisingly hygienic eaters.

Perfect for gag gifts, stocking stuffers, or an emergency snack when you need a pick-me-up that says, “Life is absurd, eat candy.” Whether you're gifting this to your weird cousin, your snow-obsessed coworker, or your own questionable self, the Snowman Poop Tin delivers a wintery dose of sweet, sugary absurdity.

Just remember: It’s not actual poop. Probably.