Candle for Shit Shows

Ah, the sweet scent of chaos. Or more specifically: Fireball. This candle captures the essence of every bad decision you made after 11pm—aka the unofficial aroma of regret, karaoke, and texts you shouldn’t have sent.  

Smells like: Cinnamon whiskey shots, sticky bar floors, and "Wait… how did I get home?" vibes. It’s bold. It’s spicy. It’s the scent of surviving another glorious trainwreck of a night.  

Perfect for lighting during your next meltdown, post-party cleanup, or while reliving your finest dumpster fire memories. Great as a gift for your hot mess BFF or anyone whose life motto is “Well, that escalated quickly.”  

Light it up. Embrace the disaster. Smell the memories.

60 hours burn time! Made in Ohio, USA. 17 ounce candle, three wicks. Smells like Fireball Cinnamon Shots.