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Perfect Man Bite Size Single - 1 oz

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Meet the Perfect Man—the only man who’s truly 100% sweet and doesn’t come with any emotional baggage. Standing at a delicious 1 oz of solid chocolate, this little guy is smooth, rich, and won’t hog the TV remote. He’s bite-sized, so you can devour him in one sitting without guilt (we won’t judge).

Got commitment issues? No worries, this guy's here for a good time, not a long time. He’s the perfect gift for someone who’s tired of swiping left and just wants a man who’s solid, dependable, and melts in your mouth—literally. So go ahead, take a bite out of him. We guarantee he won’t ghost you.


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