Own Your Throne: How to Make Your Time in the Loo Work for You is the hilarious and surprisingly useful guide you never knew you needed for your daily trips to the porcelain throne. With the average person clocking about 50 billion hours on the toilet in a lifetime, it’s time to make those moments count! From navigating public restrooms and surviving porta-potties to curating the perfect bathroom experience at home, this book has all the tips and tricks to make your time in the loo more comfortable, entertaining, and—dare we say—fun.
Packed with playlists, décor ideas, "get-things-moving" exercises, and even a Things to Do While You Poo section, this 112-page hardcover is your ultimate bathroom buddy. Plus, you'll get trivia tidbits from Plungie the Plunger and secret missions from Agent 002. Whether you’re in the office, at school, or stuck in a porta-potty in the woods, this is the must-have guide for ruling your throne room! 🚽📖👑
5" x 7" hardcover, 112 pages
