Government Spy Birthday Card

In this age of constant surveillance and questionable privacy, sending a physical birthday card is basically an act of rebellion. And let’s be real—the government might be reading your emails, but they can’t intercept good old-fashioned snail mail (probably).  

Featuring a shady-looking government official who’s definitely up to something, this card is perfect for friends who love a good conspiracy theory, tech-savvy skeptics, or anyone who just appreciates a solid dose of paranoia with their birthday wishes.  

Stay off the grid. Send a card. Trust no one. 🎂📡👀

Inside Message: Have a (censored) Birthday!

4.5” x 6.25”. Made with post-consumer recycled paper. Eco-friendly inks. Printed in Canada on American paper