Ah, the perfect card for when you want to be heartfelt but also brutally honest about the state of, well… everything. This little piece of paper carries all the love and appreciation you have for someone special—wrapped in a healthy dose of existential dread. Because let’s be real, the world is going to shit, but at least your gift-giving game is still top-notch. Bonus: It requires zero shipping delays or supply chain disasters. Just hand it over, watch them laugh (or sigh), and bask in the glory of your impeccable taste.
Letterpressed card, blank inside. Comes with a recycled kraft paper envelope. 4.25 x 5.5 inches
