Ah, the sweet aroma of burnt toast, questionable spills, and a sink stacked so high with dishes that it’s become a modern art installation. This dish towel perfectly sums up the joy of watching someone “help” in your kitchen. Whether it’s your spouse, roommate, or that one friend who thinks they’re the next Gordon Ramsay but somehow managed to set water on fire—this towel says what you’re really thinking.
Made from absorbent, high-quality cotton (because let’s face it, you’ll need it), this towel is here to clean up the culinary disaster zone they left behind. A hilarious and practical gift for housewarmings, passive-aggressive moments, or just embracing the beautiful chaos that is your kitchen.
Because if you’re going to clean up a shithole, you might as well laugh about it.
21 x 28 inches
