Top 10 Funniest (Dumbest?) New 2024 Christmas & Holiday Gifts

Christmas is creeping up, and if you’re on the hunt for the most ridiculous (yet perfect) gifts, look no further! We’ve got the weirdest 2024 holiday gifts that’ll make your friends question your sanity—and then love you for it. Here’s our top 10!

1. Bigfoot Candy Canes (Pine Flavored)
   Candy canes that taste like pine trees? Because nothing says “holiday spirit” like the flavor of the outdoors… literally.

   

2. Racing Pizza Rat
   Ever wonder what it’d be like to watch a rat race a slice of pizza? Well, now you can—sort of. This 3" pull-back toy makes your food fight fast!

   

3. Pickle Pen
   Write with dill-ightful style! It’s a pickle… it’s a pen… it's both! Prepare for confusion and laughter every time you pull this out of your bag.

   

4. Ninja Knockout Action Pen Set
   These aren’t just pens; they’re mini battle machines. Push the button, and BAM! Ninja punch! Oh, and they write, too… so there’s that.

   

5. Carolina Reaper Flavored Cotton Candy
   Because nothing screams “Merry Christmas” like setting your mouth on fire! Sweet, spicy, and seriously questionable.

   

6. Cleaning Cat Air Freshener
   An orange-scented air freshener featuring a cat mid-bath. Finally, a fresh scent and feline hygiene in one adorably disturbing package.

   

7. "100% Not Impressed" Gym Socks
   Perfect for the workout enthusiast who just can’t even. These socks say what everyone at the gym is thinking, but only you are brave enough to wear.

   

8. Pizza Rat Plushie
   The king of pizza-themed rodents has arrived! This 6.5” plushie rat rocks a pizza cape and crown, because why wouldn’t a rat with pizza need royal accessories?

   

9. Itty Bitty Bigfoot
   Teeny-tiny Bigfoot action figures? Yes, please! At 3/8" tall, this pack of 8 will help you build a miniature Bigfoot army for your desk. Who knew the elusive creature was so pocket-sized?

   

10. Canned Opossum
    It’s a plushie. It’s an opossum. And it comes in a can. Open this “grocery store surprise” for a 5" ball of adorableness with a side of confusion.

    

Ready to fill your cart with the strangest, funniest, and dumbest gifts? These gems are sure to bring out the laughs—and the puzzled looks—this holiday season! 🎄